Holy Grail
Posted at 2013-04-01.
Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. A newt? Did you dress her up like this? On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. You don't vote for kings. Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.
Bridgekeeper
Camelot! What do you mean? And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!
You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! Now, look here, my good man.
What a strange
She looks like one. Why do you think that she is a witch? Look, my liege! Bring her forward!