This is a web page with no text on it. If you think otherwise, consult a specialist.
Putting aside the ironic tone of the first line, I am very pleased that you have visited my page and would like to ask you to come back in a few weeks. This site was made with English at first (I needed to flex my skills somewhere, okay?). So don't be surprised when you see a page in Russian, that's how this all was meant to be.
Despite what your eyes and intuition tell you, this site is not lazily made. It is alligned with the KISS principle and thoroughly tested for any inconsistencies and/or bugs. No AI was used to make it. Yet.